Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Size:L Divest yourself of your property

Divest yourself of your property accumulation here and get out

our manufacturer wasn't really into it

Show that you're a car guy/gal with this shirt

The stage is being primed and set for the billionaire corporate land grab and mechanized factory farming

There should be a way to show that you just appreciate the art form

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Size:L Divest yourself of your propertyI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little